generally i’m a miranda but charlotte responding to the suggestion that she might enjoy anal sex with “what are you talking about i went to smith” is such an iconic insane girl character moment. i want it on a shirt.
addicted to saying “ill definitely check that out” about things that i will definitely forget to check out
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sorry but i have to bite that man like a rabid dog and shake him around in my teeth im just living my truth
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SEVERANCE 1.03
Hey, just in case you find this relevant for some reason, the code detectors can read messages hidden inside the body as well.
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imagine claiming to “love unhinged women” and not even watching the righteous gemstones… judy gemstone would make your faves shit their pants in fear
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did you know that the body of christ here is a margherita flatbread
ladies, your 4th, 10th, and last most recent emojis describe your character’s only personality traits in a movie written by a man
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